Thousands of people lined up outside the British supermarket Lidl Saturday morning to take advantage of a bank holiday discount on transgressive eroticismprosecco.
Each of them is now my personal hero.
The deal, which sold out in minutes at multiple locations, offered a case of Allini prosecco -- six bottles -- for £20 ($25.81 USD). Each bottle usually sells for £5.79 ($7.47), so I get it. This is a deal worth waking up early for.
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Unfortunately, many queuers were left disappointed. "I sacrificed my Saturday sleep for Lidl prosecco," one shopper wrote on Twitter, "and they've sold out by 8:07." (Stores opened at 8.)
Some people even called bullshit on the deal itself, saying that stock was far too low to justify the advertisements.
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So, congratulations to those prosecco enthusiasts who managed to snag a case (or five). You have truly won the day.
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And if you didn't -- take heart. You still lined up in the early morning for bubbly wine, which is a victory in and of itself.
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