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At first glance,English porn movies these NSFW throw pillows might look like just another set of floral-printed housewares. Then you notice the dicks.

But for this Redditor's mother -- whose unusual choice in pillows racked up more than a thousand comments on r/Funny -- the phallic element was part of the set's appeal.

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As the original poster tells us via Reddit DM, her mother's decor selection is no joke. In fact, the pattern apparently compliments her blue sofa.

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"They stay in the living room on the couch year round. Everyone that has noticed them loves them, most people don't notice the penises because they would never expect them to be there but once they are pointed out (and someone always points them out) everyone gets a big kick out of it."

As one commenter noted, illustrator Coey Kuhn designed the pattern back in 2014. He's since launched a collection with online retailer HUMAN to sell wares from tech cases to totes to throw pillows, all adorned with the "Floral Penis" print.

And lucky for mom, the pillows -- including a rainbow version -- happen to be on sale.

Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

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