While Valentine's Day is The Exotic Time Machine (1998)regarded as the most romantic day of the year, it is also (understandably) very horny — and no one understands that quite like Pornhub.
The massive streaming site is capitalizing on users' horniness/loneliness by announcing their Valentine's Day video generator. People can send personalized video messages to their loved ones (or enemies, whatever turns you on) from adult performers. Pornhub listed Asa Akira, Rod Jackson, and wholesome SFW video creator Ryan Creamer as examples of who can relay your message.
So, basically, Pornhub is launching a dirty Cameo.
"We’re about getting people in the mood — it’s something we do for 120 million site visitors every day. What gets people in the mood more than Pornhub?" said Corey Price, Vice President of Pornhub in the press release.
In addition to the video generator, Pornhub is continuing its tradition of offering free Premium to those who visit the site on Valentine's Day.
"Whether you are spending the holiday with a significant other or loving yourself solo, we want to lend a helping hand to ensure everyone is feeling the love this Valentine’s Day," said Price. Last year, over three million accounts utilized the free Premium Valentine's Day promotion.
Will Pornhub users start using the new generator to have porn stars break up with their partners for them, as people have started to do with Cameo?
Only time will tell.
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