If Dolittleis on Super Virgin (2012)your must-watch list, you should know there are spoilers ahead. (And also that I'm sorry.) This is your only chance to turn back.
I hope you're still here, because this is some weird and wild stuff. Dolittle, in case you hadn't heard, is Robert Downey Jr.'s first big post-Marvel movie. It's a reboot of the Dr. Dolittle series, in which a renowned doctor and veterinarian has adventures. Also, an important point to add: He can talk to animals.
Downey's turn as the leveled-up animal whisperer sends him off to a mythical island as he hunts down a cure that will save the ailing queen. The story eventually brings him face to face with a dragon, with a climactic showdown that's immediately followed by... hastily executed rectal surgery?
Yup. I (pun definitely intended) shit you not.
After the big human vs. dragon showdown, the good doctor quickly surmises that our dragon friend isn't really a meanlizard of myth. It's just got some serious discomfort from the various things caught deep inside its butt, including an entire set of bagpipes.
I'm not making this up. Sure, it's possiblethat all the people talking about this on social media are suffering from some kind of shared mass delusion. But the truth of the matter is simpler than that: Dolittleis a real movie where Robert Downey Jr. plucks a set of bagpipes out of a dragon's butt.
Tuck that one away for a future trivia night. And in the meantime, please enjoy the hilarious reactions of addled Twitter users who just got out of seeing Dolittle. I weep for all of these poor, lost souls.
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Imagine walking out of that movie after seeing the dragon rectal surgery and thinking to yourself, "Hm, they honestly could've gone harder." This person is a hero. Probably the one we deserve rather than the one we need, but still.
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If the premise of the bagpipes scene was to create a social media spectacle that would translate into more tickets sold... it doesn't seem to be working.
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Or maybe it is?
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Even people who haven't seen Dolittleare breaking out into hysterics as they learn what the movie has in store for anyone who trades away two hours of their life.
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Here's one, last visual to ponder as this lineup of deranged reactions undoubtedly sends you wheeling off to re-watch the trailer.
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In conclusion, Catsis an excellent movie that you should all go see.
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