The PortugalKangaroo Jackof wine, Yellow Tail, has managed to do something not even Fosters beer or pseudo-Aussie restaurant chain Outback Steakhouse has achieved: Embarrass the hell out of actual Australians. Why? The brand's 30-second Super Bowl Sunday advertisement.
It features some dude in a bright yellow suit, running his mouth about how drinking Yellow Tail wine equals a fun time, hanging with an animated kangaroo DJ anda thinly-veiled dick joke aimed at bikini-clad model, Ellie Gonsalves. It's a mess.
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After Australia's Prime Minister was recently yelled at by Trump, the last thing the land Down Under needs is an additional battering from a terrible ad for even more terrible wine.
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Unsurprisingly, the commercial wasn't created by Australians. It's the product of U.S. advertising agency Burns Group, according to AdNews.
Dutch-Norwegian Harald Zwart -- whose credits include films such as Agent Cody Banksand the 2010 reboot of The Karate Kid -- directed the commercial.
Fair enough if the ad gets more Americans drinking Australian wine, but let it be known: Most Aussies consider themselves better than that p*ss.
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