During Donald Trump's rambling,erotice mind control archice self-referential and confrontational press conference on Wednesday, Trump made a humble admission. He would be the "greatest job producer God has ever created."
Regardless of your religious beliefs, it was hard for many viewers to imagine God in heaven designating people not as good or evil, but as "job producers." It took only seconds for Twitter to take PEOTUS and his vaguely authoritarian boast to task, providing a delightful moment of relief in an otherwise terrifying afternoon.
SEE ALSO: Can we please stop branding compassion as 'liberal elitism?'Watch the video first.
Trump reiterates claim he will be "the greatest job producer God ever created" pic.twitter.com/UjiaUhk3h1
— Mashable News (@MashableNews) January 11, 2017
Then watch Twitter do its magic.
Fact Check: Trump said he "will be the greatest job president God has ever created." That will be tough to fulfill. https://t.co/gQMMnrYXcs
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 11, 2017
Trump will be "the greatest job producer god has ever created." Yall.
— Christina Coleman (@ChrissyCole) January 11, 2017
Trump will be the "greatest jobs producer that God has EVER created." Yes, he just said that. #TrumpPressConference
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) January 11, 2017
"I will be the greatest jobs producer that God ever created."
— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) January 11, 2017
-Trump
(An actual quote from his press conference just now.)
And on the 5th day, God created Trump, who became the greatest job creator.
— Anthony De Rosa (@Anthony) January 11, 2017
Trump promises to be "the greatest jobs producer that God ever created" -- and people say Obama had messiah complex?!!??!
— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) January 11, 2017
And on the 5th day, God created Trump, who became the greatest job creator.
— Anthony De Rosa (@Anthony) January 11, 2017
Being a good president or fulfill any promises is not up to God, Trump. You may name check everyone, but you're still helpless.
— Vicente Fox Quesada (@VicenteFoxQue) January 11, 2017
God was not available for comment at the time of this publication.
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