Olympians work hard,The Sex Files 2 A Dark XXX Parody and we know they play hard.
But athletes in Brazil better play safetoo, otherwise they'll get the wrong kind of Rio fever. That's why 450,000 condoms have been distributed for the 2016 Olympics, a record for the Games since 8,500 of them were first handed out at the 1988 Seoul Olympics.
SEE ALSO: OK, let's talk about sex at the Rio OlympicsAs such, condoms flow freely throughout the athletes' village like candy, although we'd bet that it's easier to find a rubber than a sugary treat.
Australian discus thrower Benn Harradine posted a picture of a rather appealing bowl of condoms on Instagram, flanked by a sign with a cheeky and very Australian-sounding joke:
"My Olympic condoms have arrived ... I think I'll wear Gold tonight. My partner replies, 'Why not wear silver and come second for change?'" Hurr hurr hurr.
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Yes, if you're an athlete looking for condoms in Rio, you'd be hard pressed to *not* find one. And STI's suck, remember that.
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